At E3 yesterday, Microsoft announced the XBox 360 and Sony announced the PlayStation 3. Both companies produced endless reams of stats and numbers. Teraflops, gigahertz, billions of dot-products, DRAM, VRAM blah blah blah. Nintendo then announced the next evolution of the Game Boy series. The new Game Boy will be exactly the same as the old Game Boy Advance, but it is tiny. Tiny tiny tiny. Four inches wide and 2 inches tall.

Nintendo also announced their new console, which is still being referred to by the codename ‘Revolution’. Once more they refrained from comparing stats with other console manufacturers. They know that size and features matter, rather than speed (compare the graphics on the new Resident Evil game on the Gamecube to the latest XBox games - the relative console powers seem to have little impact on graphical performance). The new console will be the size of 3 DVD boxes, and plays DVDs and old Gamecube games. It has a slot for an SD Card, and half a gig of internal flash memory, enabling you to download and play games from old Nintendo consoles.

Totally S.W.T.